At my school, Mr. Perfect’s name was Robert Pattinson. The star of the internationally acclaimed movie ‘Twilight’, who earns hundreds of millions of dollars a year, has been voted ‘The Sexiest Man Alive’ in every magazine there is.

And I hate it. Cause all I can think of is the nobhead that I used to have to sit next to at school.

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